We got solar panels in November of 2018. It was exciting!
Our power company, the universally loved PG&E here in Northern California,
finally made the decision easy for us after we had a $600+ bill that summer. More
on them later.
Now, when you get solar, you are excited about making
electricity instead of having to buy it. You get a cool app on your phone that
shows you the real-time solar production happening on your roof. You can see
that the panels in the direct sunlight are pumping out 1.56 kWh each! You have
no idea how much 1.56 kWh is – or even what it is – and you have no idea how each
individual kWh translates to your electric bill, but you’re pretty sure it’s a
really good thing!
If you think that PG&E will tell you how each kWh
translates to your bill, you are wrong. They say that they are showing you on
your bill, complete with numbers and charts, but what they are really showing
you is Chinese algebra with no equals signs and no dollar amounts. More on them
later.
Anyway, your electricity bills continue to come every month,
but now they are much, much, much lower. You are happy. Eventually, you start
to see a dollar figure show up in the corner of the bill labeled “Expected
True-up Amount.” On your one-year anniversary of getting solar, your true-up
amount is due. This is the difference between the amount of electricity you
used and the amount you produced.
The true-up is the one thing on your bill expressed in
dollars, and it is not negative. You owe them money. And you owe them more
money than you think you should because you have a LOT of solar panels on your
roof, and they were not cheap. This is when you find out that PG&E pays you
about $0.0000000023 for every kWh you produce, but charges you roughly $756.00
for every kWh they send you. More on them later.
You go through another year of checking the app and getting
happy about how many kWh’s you’re making when it’s sunny, cursing the clouds
and rain, and watching your estimated true-up number rise and fall through the
seasons, betting yourself on where it will land come solar anniversary time.
After a few years, you realize the true-up is staying fairly
steady at a few hundred bucks, and you check the app less and less often. And
if you got solar in 2018, by 2024 you hardly ever check the app, and basically
ignore the true-up number.
You ignore it until three days ago when you were online
paying your PG&E bill and you glanced over to see the Estimated True-up
Amount they are showing is three times higher than your mortgage payment. Umm,
what?
You initially think that something went wrong over at
PG&E. Maybe your SmartMeter broke and they can’t see how much your solar
panels are producing. But then you go outside and see that the SmartMeter seems
to be on and working just fine.
Then you grab your phone and go to check the app that you
haven’t looked at since you can’t remember when. The app is requiring you to
log in and that’s when you vaguely remember looking at the app a month or so
ago and seeing the same login screen and saying to yourself, “I have no idea
what my login info is. I’ll check that later when I’m near my password list.”
When you finally get the app open, you see that it is not
showing any production at all yesterday, or the day before. The app talks to
the panels through a gateway that is located in an electrical box under the
solar panel shutoff switch. You get a screwdriver and open that box to see that
there is no power at all to the gateway. You check the circuit breakers, but a
visual inspection shows they’re all in the ON position.
That’s when you call the solar installation company and they
start walking you through the troubleshooting procedure. After a few questions,
they recommend turning the whole system off and back on at the main breaker.
When you go to touch the main breaker switch, it falls loosely away from the ON
position to the middle “tripped” position.
Holy…
When you flip the breaker OFF and then ON, the gateway
immediately comes to life, and your SmartMeter suddenly changes direction from “Receiving”
to “Delivering.”
Son of a…
And on that day, September 30th, 94 degrees at
3:00pm, you go back through the app and finally figure out that your solar
panel main breaker tripped off on July 11th and 1:26pm.
Mother…
Not only was my giant solar array just an ugly roof decoration
for over two and a half months, but it was off and useless at the worst
possible time – during the hottest two and a half months that California has
seen in a very long time. We had multiple record-breaking heatwaves when our
A/C ran all day and most of the night, without a single solar cell on my roof doing
anything about it.
Now, I know that there are more than a few places I can go
look whenever I want to make sure my solar panels are on and functioning, and I’m
well aware of the fact that I failed to check any of them during probably the two
and a half most critical solar power months in our system’s history.
But here’s my problem with you, PG&E. You know I have
solar. You know I used to send you electricity every month. You know I didn’t abandon
the house because I’m still paying my bills and sucking down kWh’s at a furious
pace. So why in the hell is there not a note in bold at the top of my August bill
saying, “HEY! YOU DIDN’T PRODUCE A SINGLE kWh LAST MONTH!!”?
Don’t bother answering – I already know how much you’re
looking forward to sending me this year’s true-up bill.
Again, I know I only have myself – and possibly a crappy
main breaker – to blame. So why am I complaining, you ask? I’m not complaining.
I’m trying to prevent this from happening to anyone else.
If this cautionary tale saves even one of you from the same
fate, then it… would be amazing if you considered sharing some of those savings
with me so I can pay my horrendous true-up bill.
Thanks in advance!
See you soon,
-Smidge
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