I was recently reviewing my profile on Google Blogger and
decided to click on the link to my listed occupation, writer and author.
Much to my delight, I discovered I’m in an elite group of
other amazing “writer and author” folks. Most of us listed our interests in our
bios.
For instance, a fellow writer and author lady from England
listed her interests as: Reading, cooking, gardening...angels, spiritual,
paranormal, Finland, cats!
She sounds fun.
A colleague from India listed his interests as: Public
relationship Fight againest injustice.
Keep up the Fight, good sir.
It was riveting to read about so many of my professional brethren
and what they were up to when not writing or authoring, but one gentleman in particular
caught my eye. His listed interests were: Writing, reading, hiking, watching
T.V.but within all it's the opportunity to serve as a co-worker with my
spiritual guide the Mahanta, the Living ECK Master.
Hmm… interesting. An esteemed colleague of mine from Salem,
Oregon has just stumped me, spiritually speaking. What is a Mahanta and a
Living ECK Master? Thank God (or whoever), for the internet! I was able to
research it all in a matter of minutes.
Eckancar, or ECK: Each of us is connected to God through
Divine Spirit (the ECK), which can be heard as Sound and seen as Light.
Eckankar offers a spiritual toolkit to help you experience the Light and Sound
of God.
(It remains unclear if we’re supposed to be saying each
letter in ECK, or if it’s supposed to be one sound, like what you say when you
flick something gross off your hand.)
The ECKists are led by none other than Sri Harold Klemp, the
Mahanta, the Living ECK Master. (There is a picture of the bespectacled ECK Master,
in his polyester suit and wide striped tie. He looks like a 1980’s midwestern
insurance salesman.)
Sri Harold offers us: simple daily spiritual exercises
that can give you the experience of the Sound behind all sounds, and the pure
Light of God; techniques for personal experience with dreams, past lives, Soul
Travel, and your spiritual destiny.
The super-modern-looking ECK website boasts: tens of
thousands of ECKists around the world and Eckankar spiritual study groups in
hundreds of cities. This global community is supported by a worldwide spiritual
center in Minnesota.
(please keep in mind, I am not making any of this up)
In Chanhassen, Minnesota we will find The Temple of ECK,
which would obviously also be a good name for a rock band.
The Temple of ECK in Chanhassen, Minnesota, is the
worldwide center for the teachings of the Light and Sound of God. Located at
the heart of the Eckankar Spiritual Campus, it is a local community church and
a Golden Wisdom Temple. Seekers of truth come here for the spiritual study of
past lives, dreams, and Soul Travel.
Speaking of Soul Travel, that adventure just happens to be
featured in this weeks’ ECK-tastic Spiritual Exercise of the Week.
First Landmarks of Soul Travel
One way to leave the body via Soul Travel is to lie down
after dinner when you are drowsy. Plan to nap for five minutes, and watch the
process of falling asleep. If you try the exercise with your spouse, agree to
meet outside the body a few minutes later. Then watch carefully as your mate
steps free of the physical body and enters the spiritual one in a burst of
radiant light.
Sri Klemp then goes on to describe the journey:
The moment Soul leaves the body, It finds Itself in a
blue-grey zone near the Physical Plane. This zone is an approach to the Astral
Plane. The sensation of moving from the Physical to the Astral body is like
slipping through a large iris of mild wind currents; this iris is the Spiritual
Eye. Soul enters this neutral zone of blue-grey tones in Its Astral form, a
sheath which looks like a thousand sparkling stars.
And the all-important launch zone for the trip:
This buffer zone, or corridor, between the Physical and
lower Astral Planes resembles the underground silo of an enormous rocket that
is perhaps two hundred feet in diameter and more than two thousand feet deep.
The ceiling of this circular pocket is open and may display a brilliant canopy
of white light, or you may see a night sky sprinkled with specks of twinkling
stars. There may even be a pastoral scene by a river, whose waters murmur their
pleasure at life.
I think it’s entirely possible that someone slipped some
acid into Harold Klemp’s meatloaf at the Greater Twin Cities Insurance Brokers Association
dinner and he later fell down an abandoned well.
Instead of seeking medical attention, he seems to have started
a religion.
In a completely unrelated matter, I’d like to announce my
new religion. You are all invited to join. It’s called AKC. You may say each
letter, or you can choose to make the sound of having a chicken bone stuck in your
throat.
AKC will be just like ECK, only cheaper. For the low price
of only twenty percent of your gross income per year (before deductions or
taxes, of course, praise the Spirit Soul), we will worship all the recognized
major dog breeds, and I will instruct you to nap on a daily basis. (Spiritual Soul
travel naps, obviously, but with astral canine companions.)
Dog is my copilot.
See you soon,
-Smidge
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